(There's a lavender-haired girl sitting on a bench along the outskirts of campus. She looks pretty weary and ready to faint. Is she sick? Maybe really tired? Either way, it looks like she's about to collapse on the ground at any second, so you might want to run to her aid before she faceplants on the sidewalk!

Or you could just stand back and

[There's a boy with a red baseball cap standing in the center of the school grounds with his arms folded across his chest. He looks awfully familiar...

>>FIGHT
>>PKMN
>>ITEM
>>RUN]

[Oh look, it's a little derp. He looks kind of familiar, doesn't he?]

[He's wandering the campus by himself. You should definitely bother him wherever you see fit.]

...

Trucy...

This isn't Capcom High.

Are you sure you read the map right..?

Oh GODDAMNIT is THIS where my fucking wussy sisters went?? A fucking SCHOOL?

I'm running out of asses to kick back home, bitches! The only tolerable one is Sherbet, and she pisses her pants whenever I'm around!! Haha, I love having that effect on people.What in the 9 hells are you doing here?! Getting a "edumacation?" What pansies!! You don't need ( Read more... )

[Billy Hatcher has never been a man of words, so here's what he wanted to say summed up in one sentence.]

EEYAAAAAAAY!!!! I MADE IT TO THE SCHOOL!!

[P.S: He's roaming about the domains of the school, feel free to tag him and call out on his redonkulous outfit/totally make fun of him.]